Mom: "Jenny, will you please stop writing about feminism on your blog so much? You will never find a husband that way. Men don't like feminists. I could put gas in my own car, but why should I when your father does it for me? Sometimes it's nice to have men do things for you, they like it..."
Me: "Okay, well I love it when men do things for me...I would never try to stop them, really.."
Mom: "Good, men don't like feminists. Write about other things."
Me: (laughing hysterically at this point) "okay."
There you have it, friends. This is my official last post on feminism because I've been known to be only the most obedient daughter.
I think I might write a book on feminism now..you know, to attract a husband.
I would most definitely read that book :).
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ReplyDeleteMy aunt kept trying to set me up with this one boy. I responded by saying things like, "he never took initiative, we don't live near each other anymore, etc. etc." Finally, after she elaborated on yet another plan to get us together, I burst out, "I just don't LIKE him!" She seemed surprised--some how I apparently gave her the impression that I did--but she finally dropped it.
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