Things Not To Say to a Girl on a Date Part II

Sad that there is a Part II to this…read PART I here.

Note this is not the same person, but alas some men are just not that bright.  Ah...the joys of being single!  Here we go:

• Don’t call me “Sexy Mexy” on the first date. 
• This is only okay on the third date only if you’re funny enough to me to pull this off.  Very few are.
• Do not take photos of me on your phone while I’m putting oil in my car (because I started to smell something burning – a common occurrence when I drive my car) and then ask me to pose “like Megan Fox.”  Really?!?  Many thing are wrong with this:
• It draws awkward to attention to the fact that I have a really shitty car.
• I can pour my own oil, but shouldn’t you be offering to help or something?
• I bear no resemblance whatsoever to Megan Fox and I’m pretty sure she probably has a nicer car than I do.
• Why the hell am I driving you around?



My car looks pretty similar to this...

• Don’t ask me midway through our date if the other friend I was with the night you and I met is single. 
• Don’t take the last sushi roll and act like you’re going to feed it to me and then eat it yourself and laugh about it afterwards.
• I know I have big cheeks and some people think that’s cute but DO NOT pinch my cheeks.  I don’t need anyone making up for the years I’ve gone without seeing my grandmother.
• Don't lower the volume on my car radio.  I like my music loud and it also drowns out the sound of your voice thus creating a more pleasant environment for me.

Trust me, I wish I was making all of those up.  Had to drive the guy home and told him to get a book on ettiquette and not to call me.  Good times.